The World Of =W=

ITS TIME~~

2009-03-25T04:59:00.003+08:00

i have to admit...its time n the moment...i think i have get to know wat i want now,everything will be overcome after this week...ive done wat i can,n i know i can tell myself i done all my best..its time to let go...let go...let go...n it will be quite a long time...SORRY SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD...yea...is so difficult to say sorry sometimes but is my bad n i should apologize b4 its too late....sorry girl,although i know u wont have chance to visit my blog,but just to say im sorry for having an empty promise to u...coz im totally dissapointed,n have to leave u for this moment...im sorry i dont love you like i did b4 anymore...take care~~~

sIGHT~~tough days~

2009-03-12T06:00:00.002+08:00

hass been 2 days...really suffer act n tough to pass..coz im not use to it,but wat to do...i think the best way is to let both of us cool down n think,especially me...think wat to do next...wats more suitable...have many days to go???can anyone help me???PLS~~~

-wilson-

冷笑话迷语

2009-02-27T09:42:00.002+08:00

1辣妹什么地方最香------腊梅处处香

2哪位古人跑得最快------曹操（说曹操曹操就到）

3什么动物没有方向感------麋鹿（迷路）

4茉莉花、太阳花、玫瑰花，哪一朵花最没力------茉莉花[好一朵美丽（没力）的茉莉花]

5猴子最付厌什么线------平行线[没有相交（香蕉）]

6象皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个比较差------象皮擦（象皮差）

7木鱼掉进海里会变成什么------虱目鱼(湿木鱼)

8孔子有三位徒弟子贡、子路和子游，请问哪一位不是人------子路（指鹿为马）

9蓝色的刀和蓝色的枪———刀枪不入(blue)

10身穿着金色衣服的人———一名惊(金)人

11数字“3”在路上走呀走，翻了一个跟斗，又接着翻了一个———谜底：三番两次

12一条狗过了独木桥之后就不叫了———谜底：过目不忘(汪)

13第十一本书———谜底：不可思议(book11)

14牛狗猪羊赛跑，跑到终点后，牛狗猪都喘得不得了，只有羊不喘气———扬眉吐气(羊没吐气)

15一只蜜蜂叮在挂历上———风(蜂)和日丽(日历)

16羊给老鹰打电话———阳奉(羊phone)阴违(鹰：“喂”)

17哪一种蝙蝠不用休息———不修边幅(不休蝙蝠)

18手机不可以掉到马桶里———机不可失(湿)

19一群人拿鸡蛋砸枪———枪林弹雨(枪淋蛋雨)

20拿筷子吃饭———脍炙人口(筷至人口)

21有十只羊，九只蹲在羊圈，一只蹲在猪圈———抑扬顿挫(一羊蹲错)

22天哪，整个地区只有这一家还没有装电话———天衣无缝(天———一无PHONE)

23为什么帽子脏了要翻面再戴———张冠李戴(脏冠里戴)

24不管熟没熟的鸭子，你给它了足够的条件，它也不会飞走———插翅难飞(插一只翅膀给它)

1st EVENT FOR MY NEW JOB~~EVENT OFFICER~

2009-01-15T00:36:00.003+08:00

Already busy for 3 days n work for 3 overnite slept for only 2 hours per nite...im glad tat the launching for this chinese new year fair event goes well n smoothly...thx to my bosses mr n mrs jimmy wong for giving me this chance to take part in this event,n thx to catherine,joanne & carmen for kindly assist to get everything done well for the launching...thx for all the things u girls have done,thank you very much....

-wilson-

IM SOOOOOO DOWN!!!MOODY!!!!

2009-01-10T04:16:00.003+08:00

I m so emo,just came back from tc,my world suddenly became dark,who willing to share with me...sight* im really such an idiot to trust my so called 'friend' so much,they really think i m nut,just pretend innocent n cheat me for all the time....im really hurt this time,i've never tried to be so hurt but this time,n i swear this will be the last n ever,i dun wan to get hurt anymore,no matter on wat,from now on i wanna be a tough man....u really HURT ME so MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&*^%$#@#$%^&*^%$#@!#$%^&*^%$#(censored) T.T

-wilson-

Catherine bday - 21/12/2008

2008-12-22T10:35:00.000+08:00

Had celebrated a birthday party for catherine,on 20 nite we've been to JR ONE for her count down party,after the count down,we went to my fren's new bistro AFTER SEVEN,there is a very happening place,n i met many of my long lost contact frens there,after AFTER SEVEN,where next,SWING of course, i met my primary classmate n oso my kindergarden classmate there...XD...after all drinks n rock out,the party ends at 2.30am,n guess wat i still can send my frens back to BATU 12...@.@....hehe.....happy sweet 18 to catherine...glad that u enjoy for the whole nite n hope u have a memorable birthday n the nite is full of joy~~~jobs done,mission accomplished...

NO CAR CRASH - BECKHAM

2008-08-28T04:05:00.000+08:00

Victoria and David Beckham have lashed out at reports stating they had been involved in a "terrifying car crash," insisting the incident never happened.

The showbiz couple was reportedly visiting their home in the village of Bargemon, close to the French Riviera, last week before the soccer star was due to fly to Beijing to take part in the Olympics closing ceremony on Sunday.

As the pair made their way to Nice airport so the star could catch his plane to China, the pair was involved in a horrific crash, which left their black BMW with a smashed windscreen and extensive damage along the passenger side.

Reports stated David Beckham reportedly smashed the car laterally into a wall, leaving his wife severely shaken, with speculation the accident occurred due to paparazzi hounding the couple.

But the couple's spokesperson, Cheryl Maisel, has denied the crash ever happened, blaming online gossips for the false story.

She says, "There was no car crash. David and Victoria Beckham were driving a car that had been scratched the day before when it had been left parked at the airport -- they were not involved in any accident at all.

"There was no police, no crash, no paparazzi chase, etc. -- just very incorrect reports via Internet gossip sites.

Met JAPAN YEs when i get back to my hometown

2008-08-24T02:01:00.000+08:00

The 1st week back to my hometown...i met 2 japan YEs their names are AIKO MAEDA(17 years old) & SAHO IKEYA(16 years old),both of them are from Aichi-ken, Nagoya,which placed in the middle of JAPAN~Aiko is host by my ex-classmate YY,and Saho is host by a girl call Harn Wei...at 1st me n my friend bought them to TC(teluk cempedak beach) they were very excited,coz in Japan is difficult for them to go to beach...Both of are very cute,me n YY bought Aiko to many places,n we have a lot of joy n fun...YY taught Aiko an english song Bleeding Love,she love this song very very much,she wanted to listen to this song everytime when she get in to my car,n YY will sing together with her~Another day after 2 hours of badminton we went for tennis,unbelieveable we are ironman,and tats my very 1st time to play tennis,n Saho teach me tennis,n we have a great time together...On the last day for them in Kuantan,we had breakfast together,n send them to their 1st host parents from KL at Megaview Hotel...YY Aiko Saho n I cried like shit..damn it i duno why i cry...althought i just meet them for 1 week...i really miss them very much,I m very happy tat spend all the time with both of them... p/s:color of their name coz,Aiko(with green shirt) love pink color & Saho(with pink shirt) love orange color...^^

-wilson-

How i spend my 1st SINGAPORE NATIONAL DAY n nite for night stalkers~~

2008-08-10T06:20:00.000+08:00

9-8-2008 SINGAPORE NATIONAL DAY

Midnight at 1.30am i follow the AMPs(my boss eric's band) to go for a rehearsal n soundchecks for the 12LOTUS concert at Max Pavillion until 5.00am...n when we reach home is already 5.30am,n still do some small stuff n take a shower...we sleep at 7am...wohooo,damn syok...in the afternoon we reach Max Pavillion at 1.45pm,n the AMPs segments starts at 3.45pm,they played some songs like BLACK MAY sing by NGAK,LUCKY ONE by Mindee,ONE HALF by Mindee Royston & Ling Ling Jie,after tat is ROYAL FLUSH by JIM,TIAO GONG LANG by Carrie,Emo version ONE MILLION by Royston,& the AMPs version ONE MILLION of course by THE AMPs....the whole performance for the AMPs is really great,i m glad n happy i could be there to help around,n learn something in this concert...^^...after a few hour rest,NATIONAL DAY already past n is already about 12.30am of 10-8-2008,we went to Dragonfly@ST.James Power Station n NANA(a thai club) to have some fun,but i din drink la,coz i m not a good drinker,wakaka XD...until now we got back home...check wats the time now,5.30am n i m still writing this blog...i think i better go n bath n have a sleep...ZZZ,good nite(might be morning for others) n sweet dream^^ ....anyway later 2.15pm is the red carpet event n 3pm will be the premier of the movie 12LOTUS by director Royston Tan,music director my boss Eric Ng(will be held at VIVO CITY)...wish u guys all the best...HUAT ah~~~everybody support support a bit..thx...^^

-wilson-

WOOHOO..FOUND ALL THESE ON A WEBSITE,冷笑话...

2008-08-06T05:58:00.000+08:00

冷笑话，for those who can read mandarin its happening,for those cant...opps..sorry...i duno how to translate the whole thing...

冷成语解释和脑筋急转弯

　01.有一只熊走过来　　　　　　　　　有备而来（有BEAR来）
　　02.第十一本书　　　　　　　　　　　　不可思议（BOOK11）
　　03.哪一种蝙蝠不用休息　　　　　　不修边幅（不休蝙蝠）
　　04.小玉对小明说她爸性无能欲罢不能（玉爸不能)
　　05.羊停止了呼吸　　　　　　　　　　扬眉吐气（羊没吐气）
　　06.手机不可以掉到马桶里　　　　机不可失（湿）
　　07.狗过了独木桥就不叫了　　　　过目不忘（过木不汪）
　　08.蜜蜂停在日历上　　　　　　　　　风和日丽（蜂和日历）
　　09.一群人拿鸡蛋砸枪　　　　　　　枪林弹雨（枪淋蛋雨）
　　10.画家喜欢画粗的绳子不喜欢画细的绳子出神入化（粗绳入画）
　　11.拿筷子吃饭　　　　　　　　　　　脍炙人口（筷至人口）
　　12.两个男人坐在石头上　　一石二鸟
　　13.有十只羊，九只蹲在羊圈，一只蹲在猪圈　抑扬顿挫（一羊蹲错）
　　14.羊打电话给老鹰，老鹰接起电话说"喂"　阳奉阴违（羊PHONE鹰"喂"）
　　15.帽子脏了要翻面再戴　　　　　张冠李戴（脏冠里戴）
　　16.十个男人看五个女人洗澡　五光十色
　　17.谁家没有电话？　　天衣（天衣无缝phone）
　　18.谁最了解鸟类？　　惊弓（惊弓之鸟）知鸟
　　19.为什么公马跑的比母马快？　　快马加鞭
　　20.为什么老师从小就叮嘱我们要珍惜四支箭？　光阴似箭（四箭）
　　21.怎样让鸭子不会飞走？　　　插一只翅膀给它（插翅难飞）
　　22.怎样使麻雀安静下来？压它一下（压雀无声）
　　23.哪一种蛇有很多嘴巴？　七嘴八舌（蛇）
　　24.喝哪一种果汁最辛苦？　　绞尽脑汁
　　25.为什么汉子不出门？　因为出了门就变门外汉
　　26.为什么”七上八下”七在八的上面？　　因为八在七的下面
　　27.哪一种蛇生命力最强？　　三寸不烂之舌（蛇）
　　28.为什么冰山只有一角？　另一角被铁达尼号撞断了
　　29.星星有多重？　　　8克（starbucks星八克) '

30.和谁交往最辛苦？莉莉，因为粒粒（莉莉）皆辛苦

31.一留学生在美国考驾照，前方路标提示左转，他不是很确定，

问考官:“turn left?”

考官答：“right.”

于是……挂了

32.三个小白兔采到一个蘑菇，个大的让小的去弄一些野菜一起来吃。小的说：“我不去。我走了，你们就吃了我的蘑菇了。” 两个大的说：“不会的，放心去吧，于是小白兔就去了。”半年过去了，小白兔还没回来。一个大的说：“它不回来了，我们吃吧。”另一个大的说：“再等等吧。”一年过去了，小白兔还没回来。两个大的商量：“不必等了，我们吃了吧。”就在这时，那个小的白兔突然从旁边丛林中跳出来，生气的说：“看！我就知道你们要吃我的蘑菇！”

33.小明：你有没有看过乌龟摇头？康康（摇头）：没有。小明：那你有没有听过笨蛋说有，白痴说没有，智障不说话的故事？康康：……

34.伸四个指头，是几？FOUR，弯曲四个指头，是几？ WONDERFUL！（弯的FOUR）

35.小白很像他哥哥，知道为什么吗? 因为：真像大白。

36.百万富翁开着豪华的加长林肯轿车经过一个村落时，看见路旁有两个乞丐正在拔草吃，百万富翁随即停下车。 “你们为什么吃草？” “我们实在是没有钱……”一个乞丐答道。 “真是的，上车吧，到我家去。” “我家里还有老婆和两个孩子……”一个乞丐嘟囔道。 “把他们叫来”富翁指了指另一个乞丐。“还有你，把你的家属也叫来。” “我家人口可多，除了老婆外，还有五个孩子。”另一个乞丐说道。 “没关系，都叫来，快去！” 就这样，两个乞丐和他们的家属都上了车，好在是加长车。行使途中，一个乞丐的老婆感激的说道：“老板，您人真好，连我们这样的贫穷的人您都能请到家。” 百万富翁答道：“没什么，我刚刚从国外回来，家宅一直没人照看，院子里的草坪可能有一米多高了，你们可以吃个够。

37.狼、老虎和狮子谁玩游戏一定会被淘汰？狼，因为：桃太郎（淘汰狼）。

38.从前有个人钓鱼，钓到了只鱿鱼鱿鱼求他：你放了我吧！那个人说：好的，那么我来考问你几个问题。鱿鱼很开心说：你考吧！然后人就把鱿鱼给烤了。

39.某人新装的电话刚好是电影院退租的，所以常常有人打电话询问放映中的电影，刚开始，他总是好言解释这部电话已经不是电影院的了，现在已经是他的，请以后不要再打来，日子一久，他也觉得好烦，于是接到这类电话就简短的说：“你打错了！”这样也省些口水。有一天对方又传来熟悉的声音：“请问现在正上映什么片子？”他照例说：“你打错了！”一阵沉默后，对方答：“是国片还是洋片呢？”

40.一个鸡蛋去茶馆喝茶，结果它变成了茶叶蛋；有一有个鸡蛋跑到了山东，结果变成了鲁（卤）蛋；有一个鸡蛋无家可归，结果它变成了野鸡蛋；有一个鸡蛋在路上不小心摔了一交，倒在地上，结果变成了导弹；有一个鸡蛋跑到人家院子里去了，结果变成了原子弹；有一个鸡蛋生病了，结果变成了坏蛋；有一个鸡蛋嫁人了，结果变成了混蛋；有一个鸡蛋跑到花丛中去了，结果变成了花旦；有一个鸡蛋骑着一匹马,拿着一把刀，原来他是刀马旦；有一个鸡蛋是母的，长的很丑，结果就变成了恐龙蛋；有一个鸡蛋是公的，他老婆在外面和别的鸡蛋通奸，结果他变成了王八蛋……

41.咖啡杯和水杯一起过马路，这个时候呢，有位老爷爷就大叫“小心哦，现在是红灯。”可是过了一会呢，咖啡杯顺利的过了马路，可是水杯却被卡车撞得水流入注，请问为什么呢？因为咖啡杯有“耳朵”，水杯没有。

42.提问：布和纸怕什么？

回答：布怕一万，纸怕万一。
原因：不（布）怕一万，只（纸）怕万一。

43.主持人问：猫是否会爬树？老鹰抢答：会！主持人：举例说明！老鹰含泪：那年，我睡熟了，猫爬上了树…后来就有了猫头鹰…

44.一个香肠被关在冰箱里,感觉很冷,然后看了看身边的另一根,有了点安慰,说：“看你都冻成这样了,全身都是冰！”结果那根说：“对不起，我是冰棒。”

45.刚刚看师姐的电脑屏幕上方有个类似新闻滚动条的东西，上面的文字过得非常快。

   偶好奇问：这是歌词吗？
   师姐：是呀！
   偶问 : 师姐,怎么过得这么快？都没看清！
   师姐：周杰伦的！！

46.妻:我真是瞎了眼踩到狗屎才会嫁给你。

夫:我才真是瞎了眼踩到狗屎才会娶你。
狗屎:我好倒霉喔！躺在那里都被你们俩给踩到......

47.高考化学题:A和B可以相互转化,B在沸水中可以生成C,C在空气中氧化成D,D有臭鸡蛋气味,问A,B,C,D 各是什么?

我答:A是鸡,B是生鸡蛋,C是熟鸡蛋,D当然是臭鸡蛋啦!

48.有一天一个女吸毒犯被抓到警局,police看见她的手上有刺青,就问她你干嘛把你男朋友的名字刺在手上, 他叫小良是不是…啊..是不是.快说,说..他有没有吸毒阿….快说

   只见那个女吸毒犯抬起头带着愤怒的眼神
   对police说
   这是恨啦…

49.有一只鸭子叫小黄，有一天它过马路时被车撞了一下，大叫：“呱！”从此它就变成了小黄瓜……

50.一只猩猩经过树林,不小心采到了长臂猿的粪便,

   好心的猩猩把猿打扫了粪便.
   过了不久他们相爱了,别人问你们是怎么走到一起的?
   猩猩回答说:"是猿粪(缘分).!"

LOL...some of these are really happening rite???how u guys really enjoy it...haha...anyway now is 6.41am,is time for me to go to bed....tomolo still have some stuff waiting for me...nite~~~~i mean morning... @.@ blurr~~

-wilson-

Spend my day with....UNLUCKY..BAD DAY~~

2008-08-06T05:49:00.000+08:00

Oh,today really a damn unlucky day for me,this evening after i brought my luggage to ah zai house,we went to marina square together for dinner with wen bin,after tat we go around for shopping,but i cant get the size for those pattern i wan for the slippers,i oso anyhow grap 1 coz the shop gonna close soon...after all the things when we on the way to the mrt i only realise tat i drop my money,damn it man,im already poor enuf,still can drop my money...i really unlucky today...damn bad mood now...sad...sight~~~aiks~~wat the~~~~~~

-wilson-

Congratulation...Mr David Robert Joseph Beckham..!!!

2008-08-02T16:33:00.000+08:00

Award at the ESPYS

Beckham is cool!!

They’ve been living in America for a little over a year now, and David and Victoria Beckham have definitely made a niche for themselves in the US celebrity culture.

Last night, Posh and Becks showed up on the red carpet outside the Nokia Theatre for the 2008 ESPY Awards, bringing their own brand of sexy along with them.

David looked amazing in a studly dark suit and tie, while his bride went a little more wild with a bright yellow sleeveless dress teamed with a pair of black high heels and black sunglasses.

During the awards show, the LA Galaxy hunk was the target of some harmless pokes from host Justin Timberlake. From the stage, the SexyBack singer announced, “Dude, I got to give you props. Single-handedly you made soccer in America this much more popular,” holding his thumb and index finger an inch apart. “I call it soccer because in America we already have a game dudes play called football.”

I wanna be much more better than NOW~~

2008-08-02T15:07:00.000+08:00

Walau eh,si be beh tahan liao,i already sick for 2 weeks,keep on flu n cough,i think i need to go n see doctor...my frens better take vitamins n drink more water,to avoid from sickness...@@...last nite i have done my another song,but i dun think it is good enough,i really need to write more to keep myself imporve...so,gamebateh...write more n improve more!!!

-wilson-

What i do when i m free recently... @@

2008-08-01T21:24:00.000+08:00

Last friday my fren send me a link she ask me to register n join it...i tot it will be something like friendster or facebook or something...but after i register,i found out it is not,it is like u can sing or maybe talk like dj LIVE on the stage to present how good r u,so tat ppl can vote u n u can get coins for the game,its some kind like the sim,u can decorate ur own house create ur characters,buy shirt n furniture with the money u get after u sing if ppl vote u,n makes different frens....if u r interested u may go to this website www.meetoto.com to look for it,just register n no need to download any software to play...to me the game is quite happening,but some of them feel bi be bo liao la(hokkien)....so enjoy the game if u wanna try...

-wilson-

VIRGIN BLOG...XD

2008-08-01T18:35:00.000+08:00

This is my 1st blog,i would like to share all my happiness n joy with whoever view my blog,my friends...n will also share the news of my idol,famous footballer,beckham n croatian pianist maxim mrvica...thx thx...^^